Fleshing and Flushing

bookWhat is the difference between: 

   “Let’s flesh out the details of the plan”

and

   “Let’s flush out the details of this plan”

?

These phrases are so often interchanged, and it bugs me!  So let’s figure this out.

Generally, you “flesh out” details, not “flush” them out.  Fleshing out is a phrase which comes from the art world, where you start with a skeletal body, and then “flesh out” the rest of the image – adding “flesh” to a skeleton.  Get it?

Flushing out means to bring out into the open; police may “flush out” a criminal from his hiding place behind the toilet.  I’m not sure what it would mean to “flush out the details of the plan” – somehow the details are in hiding, waiting to be revealed, and you’re going to scare them into the public?

Here are some bloggers that I hope will read this!
Travis Killion
The Simple Millionaire
Aaron @ PrimeAdvertising
Zoe

Sorry for being a word snob.

I’m Cruel, but Mother Nature is More Cruel

I think spending money on Africa is a waste of money.  I’m not unaware of the human suffering.  I’m not racist.  You may think I am cruel.

Africa is what happens when you overpopulate the planet.  Africa represents about 15% of the world’s population.  Over the next 50 years, it will increase to ~30% of the world’s population.   It also represents about 69% of the world’s AIDS cases. 

AIDS is a like a famine.  It’s Mother Nature’s way of adapting to too large of a population of one species.  Africa is just an example of what we already know:  Either we learn to control ourselves- have fewer children and take better care of the planet, or Mother Nature will do it for us.  If we don’t, what is happening to Africa will happen to every other country in the future.  It may seem cruel to limit population growth here in the US.  It may seem cruel not to “help” Africa.  But trying to stop forces of overpopulation is no different than trying to stop a  tornado.  You can’t.

Unfortunately, the United States will eventually be like Africa.  Mother Nature will destroy our children if we don’t limit them.

Eco-cups Part II

This is a follow up to my article yesterday about Ecotainers.  This morning I received a call from a woman that works in the Scottsdale, Arizona office for International Paper about their Eco Cups and my complaint.

She was very apologetic, and genuinely wants to fix the problem.  She gave me a fed-ex number so that I can physically mail her the cup so that they can analyze it.  Wow!  She went on to say that it’s a new technology, and they apologize if their manufacturing processes aren’t 100% perfect; but they definitely want to fix it.  She even asked if I had sustained any damages from my leaky cup, but I just chuckled and said it was ok.

So, I take back all my cynicism about their boardroom discussions and being cheap.  It’s not cheap to find a customer like me, call them, get the cup, analyze it, and try to apply the lessons learned.  Kudos for Ecotainer!

What if Microsoft had conceded in 1997?

Today, Microsoft conceded on a number of points in their European anti-trust case.  This is a huge turn for Microsoft, as it has battled this lawsuit since 2004.  Stepping back in time, we all remember the 1997 US anti-trust case which led the way to a June 2000 order that Microsoft be broken up.  That ruling was overturned in 2001, of course.  But clearly, the last 10 years have been tough on Microsoft.

Microsoft is no longer the same company as in 1997.  It clearly learned something. 

In 1997, when accused of using its monopoly power to crush Netscape, Microsoft staunchly denied any wrongdoing.  Microsoft claimed that the browser was not separable from the operating system, and Jim Allchin openly lied in court about it.  (Ironically, Microsoft quietly made IE7 separate from the operating system).

The result of these actions was that the courts threw the book at Microsoft both in the US and in Europe.  The courts didn’t like what Microsoft was doing, but worse, they didn’t like that Microsoft lied, protested, and refused to fix it.  Microsoft was arrogant and the courts punished them.

In 2007, Microsoft was again accused of using monopolistic power – this time to push its Windows Live Search against that of rival Google.  Google didn’t make much progress with this in the courts this time.  Instead, Microsoft agreed to change Vista after the Google Complaint, and the judge was satisfied.

What happened here was simple.  In 1997, Microsoft fought the allegations, and arrogantly denied any wrongdoing, when it was clearly not that simple.  Because they refused to help fix the problem, the courts had no choice but to take action.  Microsoft lost big.

Contrast this to 2007, where Microsoft realizes that there is no way to win by fighting.  Instead, Microsoft pacifies the courts by agreeing to change and work with the system.  This way, Microsoft decided how to change their products – and that is much easier than letting the courts decide.  The approach worked fantastically.  Judges naturally want disputes settled out of court and they look favorably on the party that is willing to compromise.  Since the court really isn’t able to discern the subtleties of operating search APIs anyway, this is all too easy for the courts to agree to. 

What if Microsoft had said, “Yes Judge Jackson, we’ll make IE removable” back in 1997?  Microsoft would have won the browser market anyway.  I doubt the Judge would have recommended a breakup.

The lesson to learn here is to know when to fight.  Hubris will never be looked upon favorably.  To any company that is ever in an anti-trust lawsuit in the future – learn from Microsoft.  The only winning tactic is to compromise immediately, work with the courts and do everything you can to demonstrate good-faith resolution of the problem. 

Eco-cups

ecotainer At work I drink a lot of coffee.  All too often, the coffee leaks over my hand within about 5 minutes of having poured it.  Here is a picture of the cups we use at work, they are “ecotainers”.  This one leaked in 5 minutes, drip-drip-drip onto the floor and my hand.

I think the whole ‘green’ movement started with companies that were in financial trouble.  Imagine this boardroom conversation at Ecotainer Headquarters:

“Frank, we have two problems.  First, people keep reusing the same cup.  We met some teachers in Indiana that used the same cup for over a month!  And, the Chinese are making cheaper cups than we can!”

“Bob, I think we need a less durable cup.”

“That’s genius!  But how can we do that?”

“What if we remove the wax seal?”

“Hmm, the wax seal is about half of our manufacturing costs, so that sounds pretty good.   But it will probably leak leak.”

“No, they’ll just have to drink their coffee faster.  It will hold long enough for one cup of coffee.  It would be recyclable too.  Now we could label it environmentally friendly!”

“Environmentally friendly products usually get a 10-20% price premium too.”

“I can’t wait to get this to market!  Maybe we should open up a carpet cleaning side business?”

Update:
I’m not alone.
The Practical Environmentalist got so excited about the word “environment”, that he forgot to test the product he wrote about.  But 2 out of his 3 commentors agree – the cups leak!

I think I’ll go make cars with no engines.  Since they don’t have engines, I’ll be able to label them as environmentally friendly.  “Practical Environmentalists” everywhere will buy them up for their zero emissions; forgetting to read about the zero performance!

I wonder if this post is as silly as Ben’s whining about potato chips.

Lawyer Fodder – EULAs

Why do we have EULAs (End User License Agreements)?  They are complete noise, and a nuisance to all.  If you do feel your software needs a EULA, does it matter if it is displayed in the installer?  Why not just put a readme in the box?

End users don’t read them.  Even if they do, nobody knows what it means.  What purpose do they really serve?

Turns out they don’t protect the software maker: Network Associates.

They certainly don’t help the end-user: scam, spyware excuse, deceptive, nobody reads them.

Why do we have them?  How about if on the outside of your computer, we place a sign.  The sign would say, “Installing software may break your computer.   Stealing software is a crime.”

I’m not the first to observe this:  Jamie Plucinski

UAW Killed GM & Ford. Now They’re Going To Kill You.

The members of the UAW may finally realize that Unions don’t work.  It’s common knowledge these days that the UAW was the driving force in GM’s stellar $10.6B loss in 2005, $2B loss in 2006.  Or Ford’s $6B loss in 2006.  The UAW drove wages to $75/hr (base + benefits) for unskilled labor.  Of course, the management accepted it, so management is to blame too.

Now that Ford and GM have no money left, the UAW really can’t screw them anymore.  With $12B in losses, the management at GM has pretty decent footing when it says, “sorry, can’t give you more”.  It’s not the same as the concessions they gave during the auto boom. 

Who’s going to get screwed now?  Well, you are, of course!

First, the auto workers will get screwed.  Too bad they don’t read this blog!  The latest contract GM struck last week makes this obvious.  The workers will get no pay raises for 4 years, in exchange for some mild promises about not getting laid off.  Of course, they are so overpaid now, this isn’t a huge deal, but in 3 years, they’ll feel screwed anyway.  But here is the kicker – as part of this deal, a union-run trust fund is now responsible for a huge chunk of retiree health benefits.  A $51B liability.  Hmmm..  I’ve been unable to find crisp details about how this is funded and how its going to work, but it sounds like the UAW is going to get about $35B from GM to fund a $51B liability.  Wall Street is hailing this, of course, because GM just wrote off ~$16B in debt.  That’s pretty sweet.

So, last time I checked, the UAW wasn’t exactly the best with managing money.  With $35B in their pocket, do you think the Union Leaders aren’t going to be banking several 10’s of millions for themselves?  They will.  Who will they hire to manage this money?  Their friends?  For a small fee?  Yes.  A big fee?  Yes. 

When the smoke clears, the UAW will have shrunk the $35B to $30B through mismanagement of funds when they should have grown it to over $50B.  As a result, auto workers will get pennies-on-the-dollar in retirement/health benefits and start screaming.  GM and Ford will be bankrupt, so they won’t be able to help.  Aha – this is the part where YOU get screwed.  Uncle Sam will come in and save the day with their pension and healthcare bailout for auto workers at the taxpayers expense.

The UAW sucks.  Is it clear yet that the UAW has nothing to do with the workers and everything to do with Union Leadership getting rich? 

UAW sucked the life-blood out of GM & Ford.  Now their sucking the life-blood out of their own members (no pay raises/fewer benefits).  And in a few years they’ll suck the life-blood out of you.

Disingenuous Advantage

I’ve never been a fan of anti-piracy schemes.  I know Microsoft feels strongly that they are losing money through others using their software.  But it’s clear that Microsoft actually benefits from piracy.

Anyway, with Windows Vista SP1, Microsoft admits by its action that the “Windows Genuine Advantage” isn’t really an advantage at all – they dropped it from IE7.

Sweet!

Now, I just wish they’d be honest about why they dropped it.  They want all users to use their latest software.   The WGA is a deployment inhibitor, and after having weighed out the costs and benefits, they decided they’d be better off with a few pirated copies than to have to support a whole legion of legitimate users running their old stuff (not to mention users using the competition!)

Let’s be clear though – I’m delighted that Microsoft dropped it!  Please drop it more!  By not letting us pirate your software, you are basically begging us to go use Google Docs & Spreadsheets!!!

(BTW – don’t forget that Office will be free.)

OJ Simpson & Lawyers

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gavel I’m not a fan of OJ Simpson’s by any definition.  But, I do feel that our legal system put him into double jeopardy.  That is, he was acquitted of murder, and yet later retried for the same crime.  How is it that he was found not guilty for having murdered two people, and yet fined $33M for their wrongful death?   How does this happen?

It turns out that wrongful death is much easier to prove than murder.  “Wrongful death” only requires a “preponderance of evidence”.   Although a “shadow of a doubt” may exist, you can conclude guilty anyway.  Further, a wrongful death jury need to only have 75% of the jurors agree (9 of 12).  Lastly, you can’t “plea the 5th” in a civil case.  You have to respond on the stand.  I don’t understand why we have the 5th amendment for criminal cases and not for civil ones.  Either it’s unfair to make someone testify in ways that might hurt them or it’s not.  We can’t have it both ways.

Unfortunately, wrongful death lawsuits have nothing to do with justice and everything to do with money.  This entire branch of our legal system has been carefully carved and sculpted by lawyers for the benefit of lawyers.  Justice would have the murderer behind bars, and the public safe.  But we don’t have that.  Does Fred Goldman and his lawyers getting rich give us justice?

What boggles my mind most is why more people don’t stand up for OJ against our completely broken legal system.  He was legally acquitted.  Even if we think he is guilty, we need to let him go – that issue was concluded long ago.  If you think our system is broken for not finding him guilty, then fight for that.  But if you aren’t fighting for that, because you think our system usually works, and you think that “beyond a shadow of a doubt” is a good idea, then you absolutely must support OJ now.  This is double jeopardy, plain and simple, because everyone hates him.

I want our legal system to be about truth and justice, rather than money and appeasing public sentiment.  By allowing both a criminal and civil trial on the same issue, conducted under different rules, we are accepting hypocrisy in our system.  Stop thinking, “Oh good – OJ is getting what he deserves”, and instead think about what it means to be “innocent until proven guilty”.  OJ was not proven guilty.  Yet we treat him as though he is guilty anyway.  This pisses me off far more than whether he got away with murder or not.

After writing this, I found a few other smart people saying the same thing: Joelle Blackstarr, Miranda Tempest, etc